Rumor is out that Marvel wants to cast Leonardo Dicaprio as Captain America, because he was so hard core in Gangs of New York or something. Captain America is a master of hand to hand combat, a rough and tumble soldier and the perfect human being. While Leonardo DiCaprio is a fantastic actor, you’re not going to stop the Nazis with forlorn looks and inner turmoil. Leo can drink all the muscle milk in every Super Size Wal-Mart in the country, it’s not going to be enough for an ass kicking patriotic role, Captain Planet maybe, Captain America not so much. We need someone who’s going to teach kids English with their fists and then do a round house kick to the face Chuck Norris style when they don’t listen.